No, Jack Page hasn’t started watching Dancing With the Stars and there’s little chance that Jack Page will ever watch dancing with the stars. Now, I assume this season is coming down to the wire because I’ve been hearing about Marie Osmond and Jennie Garth for quite some time now, and it feels like forever since Marie fell on her ass on live TV. Thus, I can conclude that Marie’s been doing a really good job dancing. From everything I’ve heard, between her passable dancing skill and sympathy from fans over the recent death of her father, Marie Osmond might win this whole this.
This morning I catch a clip of yesterday’s uh, dance with Marie Osmond where she stumbled around like a drunk while her partner pulled out an overly large wind up to crank on her back like she was doll. Meanwhile, Start Me Up by the Stones is playing. I have never seen anything so comically horrendous in my lifetime. It was the kind of dance you’d expect someone doing on the first performance day where their experienced partner comes up with a gimmick for them because they’re just not that good of a dancer and they’re trying to mask it. I’ve never watched an episode of this show though I have seen dance clips before, and I still think it’s safe for me to say that for one night, Marie Osmond was the William Hung of Dancing With the Stars. Try as I might, I can’t find a clip of this on YouTube though if I do later I’ll add it to this post, but for now, keep an eye out if you didn’t catch this last night. Never before have I seen such self destruction. So high-larious.
Edit: - Defamer has it
