I think Jack is still mad at Ashley Olsen & Lance Armstrong because he said I couldn’t do a post about Ashley. I’m having to be sneaky. The world must know how ridiculous she looked the other day because I want to stop anyone that might be considering tucking their hair into their jacket when it’s cold outside. It’s just not a good idea, as evidence from Ashley. She has this long blonde ancient Chinese beard appearance that I just can NOT get behind. I’m expecting her to jump on a horse with a long spear in hand to go fight off barbarians, and she doesn’t need to look like that since she’s still a young pretty girl. Pretty young girls should be buying handbags, not charging off into battle. You’re a celebrity Ashley! Look like one!
November 29th, 2007 at 9:50 pm
This is hilarious.
She’s pretty much the epitome of ‘too much, too soon’.