The internet, nay, the world is dead today, and I can only blame the drivel that was the republican debate last night for boring most of the viewers into probable suicide for the lack of activity. I decided to dig around some advice column sites today to see what other people are asking and I ran across this particular post from a blog called Howl @ the Moon asking why men don’t write advice columns. If they only knew the pearls of wisdom I have already bestowed upon two lucky readers so far.
They ask a question over there regarding a woman who walks in on her husband having sex with another woman. The woman gives her hubby an ultimatum which he adheres to, but he becomes depressed and despondent over what he’s done. She asks what she should do. Howl @ the Moon follows with a humorously typical male response regarding car engines and HAHA and the like.
So since I am in fact a male, I’m going to set out and prove her wrong today by providing an answer to the question at hand. However, I’m not going to prove anyone wrong by answering the question myself. Rather, I’m going to let U Suxxor’s celebrity fashion correspondent, the lovely Gal Val tackle this as only she can. Gal Val, it’s all yours. What should this woman do regarding her cheating husband who has since fallen into depression over his actions?
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Hi! Jack didn’t provide a name for this person but I’m sure it’s a FAB one! When men cheat on you it violates your trust, an act that I find hard to forgive, unless we’re talking about Johnny Depp or someone similar. I can forgive a guy like Johnny Depp for rare faults he might make. Assuming you’re not dating Johnny Depp like the rest of us unlucky girls, you need to determine just how much you do love him. If your tiger is too shy to come out of his cave then you gotta decided whether you wanna run in there and drag him out or not. Be firm with him, but also be appreciative of him. Love on him, like he’s a cat, and soon he’ll come out of his shell. Make sure you know why he cheated on you and if the reasons are something you both can work around. Sometimes all you have to do it buy something new to wear! Just make sure it’s not something you throw together like that Parker Posey number from a few days ago! I recommend something from the Vocelli line, a rising Italian designer who’s outfits are to DIE for. I mean, I’d gladly spend some time in purgatory just to wear one of his numbers. He uses this incredible pure silk that’s combined with some kind of synthetic material stuff. I’m not a chemist but I got a chance to feel the material awhile back and OMG it was like it make love to my finger tips. George Clooney kinda love, not Fabio kinda love (Diva my ass). I highly recommend it! Ciao!
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And there you go. Gal Val with her own … pearl of wisdom. I highly recommend every celebrity blog get their own fashion correspondent. They’re good, wise people.
