Jack is putting me to work again, because I guess he thought I was already too gosh darn happy today after Katie Holmes successfully went out in public looking glamorous, an art that some celebrities appear to be unable to do these days.
There was this story going around about how Britney Spears went into a bookstore to get coffee and needed an army to get her in and out. Because of the mob of people I never saw what she really looked like, except that the pink shirt with the kitties on it needed to go, as in she should’ve dropped that off in a trashcan before she made her way to the coffee. Today though I saw the hair and Oh ….. mygod. What was that character from the Muppets? The one that had the red hair that was sticking straight up in the air? Take him, dye his hair blonde, put him in a pink shirt covered with kitties and you’ve got Britney Spears. And I thought the weave was bad! Did the cameraman miss her falling into an electrical socket or something?
Why are the fashion gods being so cruel to me? Can’t I be happy for one day with great fashion? All I ask is for STUNNING yet SUBTLE dos! Cute cuts! Sexy styles! Fashionable fixes!
