I just realize something today. Something disheartening and frankly somewhat depressing. After reading on about 50 different blogs this morning that Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon probably did it in an airplane bathroom recently, I’ve come to the conclusion that they didn’t take my recent advice about forgoing attempts at joining the mile high club because of increased security as well as a more no nonsense attitude among crew and law enforcement in general. Then again, they’re Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon, and I’m not. Maybe the flight attendants just realized it was the gay cowboy from Brokeback Mountain and assumed he wouldn’t be having sex with Reese. Poor Jake Gyllenhaal, forever typecasted.
