I’m going to be totally honest with you, the reader, as I always am in this blog. The only reason I’m talking about the Hogans today is because every blogger and news organization under the sun has gone with some kind of wrestling related headline when talking about the big divorce, and I felt the need to insert my own into the fray. While I abhor man on woman violence, I can appreciate the thought of Hulk Hogan piledriving Linda Hogan in a courtroom. Not that I support Hulk, but because the thought greatly amuses me.
“The court rules that you must WRESTLE THE HULKSTER in a no time limit, no holds barred matchup!”
Anyway, Hogan filed a counter petition against Linda because he finds her claims that she needs child support for and custody of 17 year old Nick Hogan quite absurd, as do I. Why anyone would possibly want or even admit to wanting custody of Nick Hogan is beyond my mental capacity. Just look at the picture of Nick over at E!. He has this face that just makes you want to clock him with a sock full of fat batteries, whether it’s against your will or not. I can’t fathom that he’s only 17 years old. He already looks like a sleazy annoying bachelor neighbor that tries really hard to look trendy by mushing his hair up in the center of his head into some kind of faux mohawk, but instead he ends up looking like some kind of human duck that has face of Quagmire from Family Guy.
Nick’s new defense by the way is that he saw a puddle in the road while driving, and was unable to avoid going through it due to the presence of another car. Forced to drive through this puddle, he hydroplaned and crashed his Supra. Problem is, none of the on scene investigators saw any sort of standing water that could result in a hydroplane, and none of the witnesses make mention of Hogan skidding in water.
