I apparently missed absolutely nothing last week. No one did anything out of the ordinary, and Britney Spears even stole a lighter from a gas station as she continues on with this new kleptomaniac phase she’s entered. How can Winona Ryder get arrested for stealing clothes from a department store when Spears apparently did the same thing a couple weeks ago, taking some dresses and wigs? Seriously, why don’t you guys press charges? It’d be a great story. Forget the money, I need entertained.
Anyway, I see every celebrity blog today posting a header that says Janice Dickinson called Tyra Banks fat and I’m like WTF because Tyra Banks is far from not being in shape. The article alway starts off with the author going absolutely apeshit and I’m stunned that Janice Dickinson could make such a foolish comment. Yes. Stunned. However, it turns out that she admitted she was joking immediately after she made the comment, so it was a false alarm. I feel lied to by all these bloggers but I forgive, because my venom is reserved purely for Kelly Clarkson on this day and no one else.
Could there be ill will there regardless? Probably. They’re super models. It’s like, genetic that they want to take pot shots at each other. That’s what super models do — it’s not news to anyone. You expect baseball players to hit a baseball, and you expect super models to be catty.
The question that brought up the Tyra Banks comment by the way was in regards to these Jennifer Love Hewitt pictures that came out last week I think and I’ve got something to say about those pictures while I’m here. No, it’s not what you think. These pictures were everywhere last week, even on MSNBC which really shouldn’t surprise me but it does in this instance. I might have my eccentricities but the very idea that Jennifer Love Hewitt was somehow fat and horrible looking in those beach pictures is absurd, possibly more absurd than this blog in general. That’s a woman guys. Sometimes, you might catch them at bad angles, but I guarantee you, if you have some crazy idea in your head that the most beautiful, in shape looking women look stunningly gorgeous 100% of the time, you’re out of your mind. Everyone’s got their bad moments, I don’t care who you are. Personally, nowadays I think Rihanna is one of the most incredible looking celeb women I’ve seen in some time, but I’m not dumb enough to think she always looks like that. Give someone a camera and let them follow her around for one day and I promise you you’re going to get some scary pictures, just like you would with anyone else.
It’s unfathomable to me that people actually look at Jennifer Love Hewitt and think the chick is fat. U Suxxors staunchly approves of healthy curves, so you go Jennifer Love Hewitt. You have our support.
