I’d Rather Not Wake Up To Britney Spears’ Ass First Thing In The Morning

Posted By: Jack Page on Tuesday, December 11th, 2007

Britney Spears AssTerror is waking up, sitting at the computer, opening your rss reader and being greeted to the day with pictures of Britney Spears’ rash covered red ass. They’re on the usual celebrity blogs if you’re into, well, rash covered looking red asses. Personally, I’ve lost all appetite for scrambled eggs, biscuits, cereal, or whatever I may randomly grab out of my fridge for breakfast this morning. So thanks internet, and have a hearty f*ck you too.

Screw it. Here weirdos, I’ve got nothing else so far. You get what you pay for.

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