Nope. This is my blog and I’m going to entertain myself with it. You know why TMZ is so loved yet so hated by people? It’s because they break celebrity news, but when celebrities aren’t doing anything they’re forced to delve into the mediocre. The fact is, celebrities are boring — far more so then they’re made out to be. They wash their clothes and they eat and drink and sleep and produce waste and clean and get haircuts and walk and drive and all that other stuff. Since TMZ is in the business of celebrity reporting, when celebrities aren’t doing anything special we have to hear about the regular stuff. What’s that? Jessica Simpson is crossing the street? Well hell, I’m just going to stop what I’m doing because I need to find out if she makes it to the other side.
So yeah, this is a post about Jessica Simpson crossing the street and being attacked by a giant spider, complete with an exlusive photo of the incident. Because that’s more interesting.
