This morning starts off with Contessa Brewer on my TV, which is actually a step up from Britney Spears rash covered ass I think. Especially when I mute my television and SILENCE her! Ha HA!
In case you haven’t heard, Keifer Sutherland is in jail for 40 days for drinking and driving. The fact that he’s still in jail which is just killing the Jack Bauer mystique for me. If this doesn’t end with him staging a Prison Break style escape before finding Bin Laden or something I’m going to be horribly disappointed — Possibly more so than I was with the last season of 24.
Meanwhile, fans of Bau … err, Sutherland are flooding the prison with letters of support and I can’t help but wonder what they say. Are they chastising society for having the nerve to arrest him for drunk driving because they’re fans on his show, in a Team Britney style movement? Are they sending him well wishes and support during his road to recovery? Are they tearing into him for being arrested by simple police officers when they hadn’t even set up a secure perimeter? Are they reminding him that season six was absolutely wretched as I’m doing right now for my readers?
We’ve got something no one else does. Thanks to the Unknown Photographer~! and his … well, mysterious ways, we have acquired an actual fan letter sent to Jac err Keifer as seen to the right. Top this TMZ.
