The report coming out of all the blogs and TMZ and MSNBC and CNN and Fox and Bloomberg and my local news channel and my news paper and the town crier this morning is that Jessica Alba is pregnant. It’s shocking, because it’s her first I guess. Everyone needs to keep quiet about this though. I want to see if we can make it to the ninth month of pregnancy before the BBC realizes that she is in fact expecting and hasn’t simply started scarfing fast food like it’s going out of style.
Meanwhile, we’ve got proof that Jessica Alba is in fact expecting to have a baby. The Unknown Photographer has delivered once again (dude is on FIRE today!) with SONOGRAM PICTURES! Yes, U Suxxors has the first pictures of Jessica Alba’s child and it hasn’t even left the womb yet. Amazing. Without a doubt the best paparazzi photographer out there today. Unknown Photographer, we applaud you.
