Today’s big story is the Golden Globes that may or may not even happen due to the ongoing Writers Strike. The nominees were announced and some movie I’ve never heard of that I think is a foreign flick is up for a bunch of awards. I’m pretty sure the …
… I swear to GOD Contessa Brewer live on MSNBC just went to say Statistical and said SssTesticle instead. I know what my next post is going to be about. Rarely am I given such moldable material to play with right on a silver platter.
Anyway, I’m pretty sure the Golden Globes falls on the shittier side of the awards show spectrum, but this year is going to be different. We all know that usually, the awards themselves are boring and instead the focus is usually placed on what outfits people are wearing. Exciting? Not usually. Unless someone shows up half naked, then you can look at them and either be impressed or wonder what they did to offend their own common sense to the point where it up and left them.
But as I mentioned, this year is going to be different. I’m putting my staff to WORK this year. Enough of this meandering around the office bullshit. It’s about time Gal Val truly earned her ramen I say. This year, I’m sending Gal Val and the Unknown Photographer to the Golden Globes to snap pictures and provide on-the-scene reports to USuxxors.com. Nothing is going to escape the Unknown Photographer’s camera and no celebrity will be safe from our ever bubbly fashion correspondent Gal Val. You have never seen an awards show covered in such a … manner of sorts anywhere else.
This is of course providing the Golden Globes actually take place. Otherwise Gal Val might be covering cows mating in a nearby farm or some such.
