Breaking News - Pamela Anderson And Rick Salomon Are Back Together

Posted By: Gal Val on Monday, December 17th, 2007

Pamela Anderson DivorceAccording to TMZ, Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon have reconciled after news broke that they were getting a divorce just hours ago.

What did I tell you? I bet she went immediately to her nearest Victoria Secret store after reading my previous article. See Jack? I take over USuxxors.com for a few hours and I’ve already saved Pamela Anderson’s marriage as well as her sex life. I’m a miracle worker. All it takes is a little bit of fashion know how!

Well what do you know, I was right. I just received the following handwritten autographed picture from Pamela Anderson herself in my e-mail box thanking me directly for my aid. Don’t worry about it girlfriend, I’m just doing my job!


One Response to “Breaking News - Pamela Anderson And Rick Salomon Are Back Together”

  1. Wade Says:

    Even I would marry her for 2 months. and i’d make the most of it.

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