Mummified Michael Jackson Spotted At Bookstore

Posted By: Jack Page on Monday, December 17th, 2007

Michael Jackson BookstoreYou know how I feel about doing stories covering so and so walking around doing absolutely nothing, but this morning there’s images floating around of what appears to be Michael Jackson walking around in a bookstore with an upside down nose and a face covered with little post it notes. TMZ is calling them bandages and I guess I can see it now on a second glance but upon first viewing it seriously looked like he had post it notes stuck to his face, as though he was going to be jotting down things during his trip and just … decided to have scrap paper at the ready or something.

The only explanation I can guess at is maybe he thought the hood and sunglasses wouldn’t hide his face enough, so he decided to cover the rest of his face up with band-aids, failing to realize that such a move is going to only help to make him immediately indentifiable as Michael Jackson. Who else is gg;jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj

Gal Val Edit: - Sorry everyone, Jack finally fell asleep at his computer and his head landed on the keyboard. Maybe I should wake him and ask if he has a potato somewhere. OMG Michael Jackson! I loved his music! What in the name of Liz Claiborne happened to his face??


One Response to “Mummified Michael Jackson Spotted At Bookstore”

  1. thrillar Says:

    now, thats just ignorant. Woo- Hoo!!

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