Nicole Kidman Wrapped In Tin Foil

Posted By: Gal Val on Monday, December 17th, 2007

Nicole Kidman PaparazziI’m not going to be like my favorite gal pals (call me!) at Go Fug Yourself and compare Nicole Kidman to the tin man because of the super shiny silver outfit she wore at the premier for the Golden Compass. Instead, I’m more reminded of a baked potato wrapped in tin foil. Not that Nicole Kidman looks like a potato or anything because she’s got a statuesque body as we all know. I think I’m just hungry for baked potatos because I haven’t had one in forever, and I’d just love to have one right now! Jack doesn’t have an oven though, and he probably doesn’t have foil either. It’s a shame Nicole Kidman isn’t here because I could totally wrap a potato in her outfit and I guess put it on a stick and cook it over a roaring fire on the floor or something. Oh my god, with non-fat butter spray on them … so delicious!


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