Hello, I’m Contessa Brewer. It’s a little known fact that walking off of a cliff from a great height can kill you. A recent and growing epidemic, dangerous cliffs have been emerging from nowhere at a startling rate this year. More than 95% of people who fall off of cliffs higher than four stories die of their injuries. These injuries can be even more severe if you fall onto sharp pointy rocks or into the mouth of a great white shark or grizzly bear or other dangerous creature.. I would like to remind you this holiday season to avoid all cliffs that you may come across. Make sure to look both ways before walking anywhere outside of your house for cliffs that may be in the vicinity. Take particular care not to fall off of a hidden cliff that may be obscured by trees or other foliage. And of course, make sure to check your house at least twice a week to make sure that no cliffs have developed indoors. A safe family is a happy family. Add a little attention to safety this year and enjoy a fruitful and merry Christmas. To you and yours.
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December 19th, 2007 at 11:31 pm
This post came a day too late. I wish I would’ve had it to read BEFORE the mysterious invisible cliff popped up! x_x
December 27th, 2007 at 11:54 pm
You should totally remind people to remove their babies from their clothes before sticking their clothes in the washing machine. It’s a terrible and new epidemic plaguing southern states recently.