There comes a point when you’re chopping up your face with plastic surgery that you start to think maybe you should just wear an iron mask to protect yourself from injury in case your already tender features are jostled in some manner. Maybe it’s when your nose appears to be falling off. Maybe it’s when your cheeks start to look like thin paper. It could before your kid accidentally hits you in the lip causing it to collapse as Defamer says occurred to Jackson very recently.
How does your lip collapse? Did it fall off his face or just deflate? Isn’t there stuff in your lip that stops it from doing stuff like that? Your lip is supposed to swell, not collapse. Jackson was apparently hysterical because this made him look like a freak or something I guess and ran to his plastic surgeon who probably had to implant those hard wax lip things you can buy around Halloween onto his face. A collapsed lip doesn’t seem like it would be recoverable, especially considering the state of his face as is.
Maybe it was one of the guys from Nip/Tuck. Those guys can fix anything.
December 25th, 2007 at 10:08 am
The kid hit poor, frail daddy in the lip with his blanket while they were playing. That alone scares me. Something about playing, and kid, and the collapse of lips. Maybe baby Jacko was getting his revenge for being dangled?
December 28th, 2007 at 12:11 am
I was actually going to make a joke about what kind of game he was playing with his kid and what led to the kid elbowing him in the mouth but in the end, I decided it was so obvious I’d just let everyone else develop their own nightmare scenario.