I am hella behind on my work schedule today so I can’t promise much beyond this horribly unfunny update that I’m really only posting because Christmas is coming up in a few days and updates will be very, very sporadic until after Tuesday. Blame Santa Claus.
Besides, nothing is happening in the world today. The cops arrested some kind of famous pitbull dog last night in Miami I guess because it was driving under the influence and I’ve got to wonder what kind of terrible owners would let their dog drink and drive. It raps too which is cute I guess. Maybe it was on Stupid Pet Tricks or something. TMZ is all over it when they’re not busy flashing pictures of a dead Ike Turner all over their website. I’d provide our own pictures of Ike’s viewing taken by our very own photographer but I’m not posting pictures of dead people up on this blog. Bad mojo, next thing you know this shit is haunted and stuff and I’ve random blog postings appearing out of nowhere threatening to beat me or or my readers or something.
