It’s almost the end of the year and I probably should come up with some spectacular post to end the year with here at U Suxxors. Unfortunately, nothing is really going on. Paris Hilton got around last night, partying with K-Fed who is one of the 50 most influential people in the world~! you know. But I’m not going to go with that, though I whole-heartedly endorse Paris Hilton getting involved in the Kevin Federline / Britney Spears saga in her own little way.
Instead, I’m going run with this fascinating story about Sting sucking his wife’s toes. I think it kinda sums the year up in a philosophical kind of way. Or not. Regardless, I know it’s Sting (I just spelled it String lolz) and he’s got this supposedly freaky sex life with his wife, but if you’re going to suck on the woman’s toes, at least have the decency to do it where you’re not going to be photographed. Meanwhile, I have one last resolution, this time for the paparazzi. Please don’t start a trend of getting pictures of celebrities sucking on each other’s toes. I don’t want to see Britney Spears’ feet being munched on at some point this coming year. I’m positive that 99.9% of the people in the world don’t want to see it either and if you do, it’s another case of you being one of those ones with a wrong opinion. A very wrong opinion.
