There are few headlines I ever figure I’m going to have to write. Actually, take that back. I could totally see doing the above headline sometime down the road with it reading “Britney Spears and Sister Make Out For Brother” in an incident that’s totally not for a music video. I just threw up in my mouth a little. I have to stop disgusting myself with Britney Spears stories, and conserve that energy for the day her sex tape comes out.

Anyway, Penelope Cruz’ brother is a singer of sorts who did a music video recently staring his sisters make suggestive motions to him before making out with each other. Someone picked up some ideas from the whole Angelina Jolie thing with her brother back in the day didn’t they? Regardless, they’ve got people talking about the video so I guess the swapping of spit was worth it for them.

On a funny side note though, I still don’t know what the brother’s name is, so maybe it wasn’t so effective. I suppose I should look it up sometime. He probably sings shitty pop or rock-pop.