WTF Is Fergalicious?

I’m not a huge Black Eyed Peas fan. Sorry. They had a couple songs that were played ad nauseum on TV over the years and I couldn’t avoid them. It might’ve been the start of my mental unbalancing come to think of it, the trigger that’s led me to stoop so low as to run a blog where I draw stick figures and spend 80% of the time talking about flipping celebrities. I should sue, but I probably wouldn’t win, because the legal system is utterly useless like that.

Regardless, Fergie’s I guess split with them because she seems to have a solo career now. Maybe that’s why she peed herself on stage that one time. The fear of going off on her own frightened her to the point where she lost control of her bladder. Hey, it happens to people Fergie. Normally when they’re younger than five or so and they’re having nightmares about boogeymen or green hairy, comically unattractive trolls under their bed. But it happens to people. You’re probably tired of people bringing up that time you wet yourself on stage by now though so I’ll just move on.

I have no idea what the term “Fergalicious” means. I guess it’s supposed to sound sexy but instead it ends up sounding like that feeling you get when you have a hunger for a mold covered hamburger that’s doubling as a mushroom garden. I’ve never had this desire so maybe I’m not the foremost of experts, but that’s what it sounds like. Certainly, it’s not something I’d say as a compliment to someone. I’d probably get punched. “Hey baby, you’re looking pretty Fergalicious this evening.” “WTF did you call me asshole???”

Regardless, Fergie no longer considers herself Fergalicious apparently because she’s dropping it from her vocabulary, which is probably a good thing. Problem is, she wants to come up with a new word for 2008. Hopefully it’s not something like Fergarumptious. In fact, lets just dump the Ferga part all together and go with … Depends? Heh heh, sorry, couldn’t resist. I kid, I kid.