Britney Misses Another Deposition

Posted By: Jack Page on Thursday, January 3rd, 2008

Britney Spears DepositionDamn it. This is going to be one of those day that’s all about Britney Spears isn’t it? The rest of you sleep in until 12 in the afternoon, wake up, eat a french croissant and spend the rest of your day tanning and reading In Style, boring the ever loving shit out of the general public while Britney runs around making an ass out of herself all by herself. I need variety damn you! Get off your celebrity asses and do something trashy like you’re supposed to!

Anyway, remember all that fallout when Britney missed a deposition a few weeks back, when she said she was too ill to show up but she ended up running around late at night looking totally fine? She did it again, missing the one yesterday. It’s probably the chief reason why her lawyers filed papers today so they wouldn’t have anything to do with her anymore.

Keep in mind that she showed up at a hotel in Palm Springs at 2AM last night with her photographer boyfriend, so if she was sick again, she must have some kind of vampiric disease that causes her to be ill in daylight or something.


One Response to “Britney Misses Another Deposition”

  1. Laura Says:

    Speaking of hi-res cameras (the blog right before this one), I love how well Unknown Photographer’s equipment picks up the tiniest detail of Britney’s vampiric fangs. Well done!

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