The word now is that Britney Spears wasn’t on any kind of narcotic substance when she was taking from her home by ambulance last night, but instead was high on pure crazy. Life And Style, who’s featuring a picture of a downright nutty looking Spears on a hospital gurney in the accompanying article, says that she tested clean on all tests. She was laughing when being carted to the hospital, which makes it sound like she might’ve just lost her mind. Or she’s just always like that. Probably the latter. Personally, I think it’s less her going bonkers and more her not knowing the difference between right or wrong. She needs a Paris Hilton-esque jail stay.
Meanwhile, K-Fed is in court with his lawyer trying to get visitation rights stripped from her, which common sense says he’d get. Then again, the judge is liable to give Spears another chance because it’s not like she’s had over fifty already or anything. Take the kids from her, give them to Federline, and don’t bother listening to Spears again until she makes a concerted effort to straighten herself out. This really shouldn’t be that hard. It’s not like you’re trying to bring peace to the middle east here or anything. Regardless of whether or not you hate celebrities and you hate the scandals that come along with them, they always help to give you a fascinating look at how utterly ridiculous our legal system is.
January 4th, 2008 at 5:40 pm
I say boot camp for the whole Spears clan. Then if they get out alive, they can be ushered into a sound-proof plexiglass box from which they can view the world.