Attention Whore Dr Phil Fails To Get Britney On Show, Cancels Special

I just ate cake so I fully expect to crash in about 20 minutes. I better make this quick.

Britney Spears is now out of the hospital after pitching a fit. Doctor’s apparently released her because they felt there wasn’t anything else really wrong with her, which translates to we were sick of dealing with the loudmouth crazy bitch of a bitch so we let her go. Before she left, Dr Phil waddled his way into the room and talked to her in an attempt to get his useless ass some more viewers. He’s taping a show today that’s covering the Spears story that I believe is supposed to air on Wednesday and you know it’d twist his diddle into a knot if he were able to get Britney on the actual show. Christ I can’t stand Dr Phil. I have never seen a man that sets off my “full of shit” detector to the degree that man does. He’s probably got nights full of booze and semi-attractive hookers in his rear view mirror.

Meanwhile, MSNBC’s been trying to jump into the world of celebrity coverage and analysis and completely failed this weekend. They trotted out Alex Witt on Sunday to talk to some gossip person about what substances she’s on. I’ve got no contacts in the celebrity world whatsoever and I knew way back on Friday that there were no drugs found in her system. Way to do some research before a story there MSNBC. Why don’t you do a breaking news story about how Christina Aguilera may be pregnant next?

As for where we are now, Spears tested negative and TMZ believes that she’s bi-polar. She’s lost visitation rights of her kids and probably won’t get them again unless she allows herself to enter a mental institution. Her family is trying to get her to do it and she’s refusing. She was hanging out with her photographer boyfriend the other day who’s probably trying to get that sex tape made in a hurry before Spears is finally locked away in a rubber room for her own good.

And right in the middle of me writing this, news breaks that Dr Phil has canceled the planned Britney show out of concern for the family. More like he heard all the shit he was catching about it and figured it wasn’t worth the effort, especially if he couldn’t get Spears or the rest of the family on the show.