This weekend I found myself exposed to a new internet sensation. An individual so strange that the two or three of us that work here at USuxxors.com have absolutely no idea what to make of him.
Enter Bob Zanger.
I just found out his name today and the fact that as of this writing he doesn’t have a wiki entry is strange. He’s apparently a singer from Holland or some such country that sings Dutch, he’s maybe ten years old, he has a short spikey blond haircut, and he’s quite chubby. But with the women, he’s a hunk of pure teh sex. Just check out this young ladies’ reaction from one of his music videos:
Is that not a look of love? Seriously, since I lack the ability to speak Hollish, I have to guess the story of this video is that this fat little kid shows up at the beach dressed in neon green pants and at one point he ends up on a point this girl who looks completely befuddled by his presence. If she’s supposed to look interested, she fails. Then there’s the completely random camera cuts where they cut to her staring at the camera with a pure “Are you fucking kidding me?” look on her face.
I fully expect Bob Zanger to become a sensation, and it’s a crime if he doesn’t really. Screw the girl above. She probably plays with Malibu Barbie dolls all day looking for a young Ken-like boy she can marry for their money. Meanwhile, Bob will be breaking hearts and busting ass for his craft. I respect that.
