MSNBC brings the funny today with an interview with some woman from some small town presumably in New Hampshire regarding a Mike Huckabee sandwich. I can only lament my own misfortune for having caught this interview in the middle because what I heard was quite spectacular. This woman was talking about this sandwich and making it sound like it was a vital part of Mike Huckabee’s campaign. I shit you not this woman was talking about how the fact that this sandwich was on wholewheat bread was notable, I guess because Mike Huckabee is a wholesome candidate.
So what if there’s mayonnaise on this sandwich? Huckabee lost all that weight and mayo is fattening. Does that mean he’s lying about his documented weight loss, possibly using a system of mirrors and lighting to deceive us when appearing in public? Someone out there, buy this sandwich and email me at webmaster@usuxxors.com of it’s contents. Votes are riding on the sandwich’s condiments!
January 7th, 2008 at 7:34 pm
On my way to work this morning I heard about a campaign slogan the local DJ thunk up for Huckabee:
Vote Huckabee! That way we can have a president named Huckabee!
Wish I would’ve heard about the sandwich…