Breaking news this hour as OJ Simpson has seen his bail revoked after meeting with witnesses involved in his Las Vegas court case. Whether or not this has to do with another sting operation, his on-going hunt for his ex wife Nicole Brown Simpson’s killer, or the validity of his comments about Dos Equis being a German beer are unknown at this time. All we can tell you is he was ripped off a Floridian golf course and is currently on his way back to Vegas. We can tell you that he went peacefully, and was heard chatting with law enforcement officers about Britney Spears’ recent meltdown, the war in Iraq, and Rudy Giuliani’s dwindling chances of becoming President of the United States.
USuxxors.com’s chief legal correspondent Gal Val was asked for her analysis of what could happen to OJ Simpson now:
“Umm … I think he’s going to go to jail … which is a shame because he’s usually so well dressed.”
You heard it here first: It looks like OJ might be going to jail. USuxxors.com will stay on top of this breaking story throughout the next three minutes.
January 14th, 2008 at 6:51 am
When I first heard about OJ in this stickup I thought what the hell? How did he think he was going to get away with this… Oh, right.
I hope he gets jail time. It might not be for the right crime but he needs to be put away.