President George W Bush made a stop today at Israel’s Holocaust memorial while on his week long tour to try and build a peace plan in the Middle East. Shedding some tears, he was heard telling Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice that the US “should have bombed Auschwitz” to put an end to the killing there. He then picked up his phone to call the Defense Department, ordering an immediate air strike against the former Nazi concentration camp. Secretary Rice immediately called the Defense Department to put a halt to the ordered bombing, while President Bush was overheard crying and screaming “But I want to! I wanna I wanna I WANNA!”
There is no word if the President realizes that bombing Auschwitz while the Jews were being killed there would’ve, you know, killed all the remaining Jews that weren’t yet dead since there was no such thing as precision bombing back then. We assume he doesn’t.
