The country is in a state of shock today after hearing the news that Barack Obama is a black man. The news was broken earlier today by MSNBC anchors Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski, who talked for three hours about the presidential candidate’s skin color and how it could immediately impact the race to the White House.
The Clinton campaign has already reacted in startling fashion. The president of BET, during a campaign rally for Hillary-Bot 2000, made disparaging comments about how this news could potentially mean that Obama used to sell crack and pot in neighborhoods during his youth. The Clinton campaign immediately denounced the comments five hours later.
USuxxors.com asked busty UK model Jordan for her reaction:
“I can’t believe it,” she said. “Who knew that Barack Obama was black?”
And how. Obama is the only black presidential candidate to come this close to the White House in some time. Some in Washington are skeptical.
“Are you sure he’s black? Could it be a lack of lighting? You know how some of these news organizations are when it comes to hidden agendas as well,” questioned Senator Sam Brownback of Kansas.
The proof is undeniable at this point however. Various pictures of a black Barack Obama have begun circulating around the internet over the past couple days and while some have wondered if they were perhaps photoshopped, our own experts as well as experts at other news organizations have determined by examining pictures such as the one to the right that the evidence is legit.
“You have to understand what this could mean for the White House if he’s elected. He may try to … turn our bitches into hos or something,” one unidentifiable politician commented to us from the shadows of a DC parking garage.
Regardless, with the Democratic side of the race turning into a battle between Obama and Hillary-Bot 2000, it’s undeniable that this news will have a huge effect on the results of the coming caucuses.
