Pete Wentz Caught Wearing Ashlee Simpson’s Bikini

A few days ago The Sun went to press with a story that Pete Wentz would become upset whenever Ashlee Simpson would wear revealing clothing. The article states that Wentz enjoys sewing Ashlee Simpson’s clothes to close up any holes that might show something naughty, like uh, skin we guess. Turns out that The Sun had it wrong.

The picture you see to the left was snapped in secret over the weekend out our photographer. As you can clearly see, that’s Pete Wentz wearing Ashlee Simpson’s bathing suit. The picture was taken through a window and came out remarkably, or frighteningly perhaps, well. We asked USuxxors.com fashion correspondent Gal Val for her thoughts:

“I really wish he had sewn the naughty bits up before he put that on. I really didn’t need a better look at his shitty tattoos either. A terrible example of swimsuit modeling. Ru Paul he is not.”

USuxxors.com editor Jack Page said:

“LOLZ oh god I want to see him go on stage in that get up just for the crowd reaction. The silent pause of complete shock right before they rush the stage and use his ass for a dartboard. Oh wait, nevermind, it’s Fall Out Boy. The crowd would probably just all strip down to their bra and panties along with him and compare the various shades of their fingernail polish.”

Democratic Presidential candidate John Edwards said:

“Did you know my dad used to work in a mill?”