20 Killed In Store Following Britney Spears Strip

A horrific scene unfolded before stunned onlookers yesterday in Sherman Oaks, CA after Britney Spears stripped naked in a Betsey Johnson store. Bodies were lying everywhere, their faces twisted in a frozen look of sheer fright. 17 were confirmed dead before midnight yesterday as rescue workers poured through the wreckage. Three more were confirmed this morning. One survivor, a store employee, talked to USuxxors.com yesterday after we found her Facebook account and sent her application invite after application invite until she relented.

“Oh God it was horrible. She walked out of a dressing room and I caught her out of the corner of my eye, stark naked. Not a single article of clothing. She was smiling, a sick, sadistic smile. I dove behind the counter as fast as I could as bodies started dropping around me. I felt like I was in a warzone. There was this smell in the air. A smell of death, and chicken.”

The employee thought about calling 911, but she was just to scared to reach for the phone, and the customers crashing through the department store windows would soon bring attention to the chaos unfolding inside.

“Suddenly I heard a door shut, and I used a mirror to look over the counter. Her boyfriend was gone and so was Spears, but then I heard the noises coming from the dressing room. Grunts and squeals. Some clicking. Sounds that I … I just can’t talk about. They’re still running through my head. I have an appointment with a therapist tomorrow.”

The wreckage is silent today, but the horror still rests in the mind of those that were once inside Betsey Johnson, which will not be opening it’s doors again for quite some time, if ever again.

“What got to me were the scabs. The scars and the sores on her lips and the white stuff in her hair. Her skin is so very blotchy. I only caught her out of the corner of my eye for a second but in that one second her image was burned in my memory. I’m so frightened now. I’m scared she’ll come back for me.”