Now on to a thankfully less scandalous news story. Republican presidential candidate Fred Thompson has declared he is also withdrawing from the race to the White House just days after fellow candidate John McCain announced he was dropping out. There’s been a back and forth among pundits for quite some time about whether the former Senator from the Black Lagoon even wanted to run to begin with, as he showed about as much enthusiasm during his campaign as a cheerleader getting run over by her own football team.
The speculation now is that Thompson will either go back to acting, or simply retire to his murky swamp like habitat to live out the rest of his days eating small fish, frogs, and over-sexed teenage kids with large bosoms.
January 22nd, 2008 at 9:24 pm
I think I dated that guy… picture looks familiar.
Perhaps it was my threat to expose him that made him drop out!