The Real Britney Spears Sex Tape Finally Released

To be honest, I didn’t sleep much last night as I continued with the inner struggle to decide whether or not I should release this sex tape that was given to me, but after conversing with the USuxxors staff and much debate, it has been decided to post it on the net. That’s it. I’m not going to get into a debate about whether it was the right thing to do or not. Regardless, history has been made today as finally, all the perves out there will be able to watch a 100% legit Britney Spears sex tape. After hours of examination and the expert opinion of our own photographer, we have determined that legitimacy of this tape is without question. This is the real thing guys. No fake porn stars, no amateur models that kind of look like the woman herself. If you’ve been searching for something like this for years, I hope you’re happy. For all of you that have chased this woman around with your cameras and your bright lights, I hope this makes you happy. I hope you finally get to see the train wreck that you’ve so desperately tried to catch on film. I hope you gossip writers have a good story now. At the very least, I can finally sleep at night with the heavy weight no longer on my shoulders. The deed is done, and I’m moving on.