Well we’ve got the item for you. A website has open that sells alien dog tags you can wear for those awkward moments when you just want to GO after you’ve been anally probed by an alien and you’re both sitting around flustered and blushing, slightly embarrassed about the whole proceeding. These dog tags are your map to getting home just in case one or both of you are the forgetful type or just generally bad with directions. Not only do the tags show what planet you came from, they even show an approximate location where on that planet you need to be dropped down on.
It still might be a better ideal to just make sure your extra terrestrial friend parks somewhere close by the pickup spot before you two get down to any funny business.
Two things will be remembered most about MSNBC’s democratic debate last week: Hillary Clinton coming out worse for wear and the great UFO debate that closed the show. Some bloggers are already running down Tim Russert and his pointless question to Dennis Kucinich regarding whether or not he ever saw some sort of flying object of a possible alien nature. My feelings are that Barack Obama was right when he responded to the same question with something to the effect of “I’m more worried about the poor people on this planet right now”. It was a downright stupid question to ask when there’s quite a few serious issues going on in the world right now and people are looking to vote for which candidate is going to %(#* up the least if chosen to run this country. 
