Hollywood Gossip and Political Hoopla

It’s almost 8:30AM EST and I’ve got chips and salsa in front of me right now. Oh yeah, I’m living a little dangerously. I highly suggest doing some different and crazy every once in while. Helps kill the usual mediocrity.

Besides, I caught a list via Defamer called the Frigid 50 Coldest People In Hollywood over at FilmThreat.com this morning and in addition to occupying most of my time, it entertained me greatly. I’ll go so far as to say it’s reaffirmed my love of celebrities after a rough day yesterday. Ranking Angelina Jolie at number two is just wrong though, and I can only assume it was some kind of crazy typo. Seriously now. Angelina would clearly be number -1,000,000 on a list such as this.

The internet needs a sexiest celebrity stick figure list or something. It’s a void that needs filled. A missing piece in this great big web we surf.

Angelina Jolie is a great, great woman, and it’s not just because I kinda dig her because she’s crazy yet intelligent. W Magazine recently did one of those deals where they put nine different covers out for one month in the hopes that some psycho collector will buy all of them. Two out of the nine cover girls are Angelina Jolie and former Brad Pitt wife Jennifer Aniston. Not a big deal, especially since it’s been two years since the two split. Still, the celebrity world keeps hanging on with the hope that Jolie and Aniston will have a soap opera style fight on a rooftop one night culminating in one of their deaths and a brand spanking new story on their lap. At a press conference discussing her latest flick Beowulf, Angelina gave a big %#(& you to a reporter who asked her what she thought about being on one of the nine covers of W Magazine along with Aniston:

“Why would I comment on that? That matters because….”

Good question. What do you want her to say? Are you hoping she’s going to rant about that !%#&ing bitch ex wife and how she hopes she gets run over by a bus the next time she’s out on a clothes shopping spree? Do you really expect her to say that? She shot down a little shit stirrer hoping to drum up some business about a story and the sad thing is that you know TMZ is going to be all over it running a news post about how Angelina is all tense about Jennifer Aniston just as soon as they get done on that major story about how someone saw one of the Deal or No Deal chicks buying a burrito this morning.

Seriously, Jennifer Aniston is going to be 99 years old one day and someone’s going to be interviewing her outside her nursing home about how she feels about Brad Pitt. It’ll never end.

US Magazine - Angelina Responds To Stupid Question

I hate that the first time I mention Donald Trump in this blog is in a post where I have to dismiss him as having no taste whatsoever when it comes to women but dammit you just stabbed me in the heart Donald. I personally respect Donald Trump because he’s a very smart guy that made himself a fortune through hard work and general deviousness. With that said, I can today say two negative things about Donald Trump:

• The Donald is the stupidest nickname I’ve ever heard and every time I hear someone refer to him using it I was to smack the bejesus out of them.
• Donald Trump has shitty taste in women.

Donald Trump showed up on Larry King a few days ago and after feeding his ego about how small George Clooney is, he said that Angelina Jolie “is not a beauty.” I’m sorry. While I do think that Angelina Jolie could eat a little extra every once in awhile, she completely smokes any barbie doll chick I’ve ever seen Trump hanging out with. She’s crazy and she’s extremely attractive, which equals a little word called perfection in my book. Trump goes on to say he’s a better good judge of beauty than everyone else because he runs the Miss USA pageants. You’ve seen the Miss USA pageants right? That’s that contest where some chick wins and you never hear from them again unless they’re caught doing coke somewhere.