You may recall a couple days when we talked about humanitarian Paris Hilton’s brave efforts to help fight the growing problem of alcoholism among elephants. Now she’s doing something else good and right for the animal kingdom, and she’s not even in the same room. When rodents in at McGill University in Canada are exposed to a likeness of Paris, their pain and stress levels drop and they begin feeling more content. I’m hoping this likeness isn’t advertising Paris Hilton’s sex tape otherwise some scientists are gonna get their asses kicked.
That is pretty odd though. Maybe she’s the Mother Teresa of the animal kingdom now, performing miracles and the like.
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All this time I thought bed bugs were something you scared your kids with when you told them “Don’t let the bedbugs bite”. As I always got older I just sorta figured it was something you told kids so they’d be too scared to start masturbating or something, kind of like how God supposedly kills kittens when you touch yourself. Regardless, the thought of going to sleep with these possible insects trying to bite you was a pretty counterintuitive thing to say to a child you’re trying to get to sleep. If you’re trying to scare the shit out of them and give them nightmares on the other hand, it’s perfect.
Remember after Paris Hilton’s prison stay when she declared she wanted to do good things in the world and was going to travel more finding causes to invest her time in? It’s started, and she’s jumping right into the thick of things by attempting to aid elephants with a drinking problem. The elephants are being electrocuted after downing rice beer and I can only assume it’s because they’re walking into electrified fences and not because the beer has that strong of a kick to it. The article fails to mention just how the elephants are acquiring the alcoholic beverages and the only scenario I can come up with is that they’re sneaking their trunks through people’s windows and drinking from glasses near the window. Isn’t that what the electrified fences are for?
