I was wrong, Jack is an ass. Now he’s making me cover the most horrible thing I may have ever witnessed in all my time as a fashion reporter. David Gest, Liza Minelli’s ex-husband, appeared in a play called “The Twisted Carol” and twisted is the only word I can use to describe him. He dressed up AS Liza Minnelli. What did I do to deserve this? Haven’t I aimed to better society by teaching them the basic rules of style? Haven’t I done my part for the world?
I’m not even going to try and criticize David Gest here because I mean, he’s dressed up as Liza Minelli. What else do I need to explain? It’s David Gest and he’s got a black dress on and tons of makeup. You know who I just realized he looks like? Have any of you ever watched To Catch a Predator where they pick up sleazy guys trying to meet kids? Remember that early episode where that one guy walked into the house naked? I know, horrible memories but bare with me. That’s David Gest. They look exactly alike. That’s him with facial hair. And it’s like my eyeballs want to commit suicide now. Oh God. I need something to counteract this. I need the latest issue of Elle right now. RIGHT F#%&ing NOW!
