I don’t know what I was expecting for New Years eve when I started actually paying attention to celebrities to pen this here blog on absurdities and bullshit. They’re celebrities. You expect scandals, cat fights, mid-party divorce proceedings, liaisons in a dark corner of a club somewhere with paparazzi cameras trying desperately to catch someone cheating on their mate as Paris Hilton screeches “Tainted Love” in the background while getting frisky with a stripper pole in a largely un-enticing manner. Instead … nothing happened. Pete Wentz looked like a shaggy KD Lang, Pamela Anderson was without Rick Salomon, and Kim Kardashian made out with Reggie Bush. Britney wasn’t even around to do something stupid.
It’s almost as though the blogging community had a wilder night than the celebrities. Gawker Media for instance appears to be completely shut down today save for three or so of their blogs, including Kotaku, but they probably had a less than vigorous night New Years Eve playing World of Warcraft. A host of other blogs are on vacation but we at U Suxxors continue to work. We’re that dedicated, we’re that hard working, and frankly we’ve got nothing better to do.
But anyway, the lack of fallout this morning is completely depressing. As a reminder while I’m here, don’t forget we’re doing live Golden Globes coverage on the 13th for some completely insane reason, and I demand that Hollywood do something exciting for the occasion. If I cover this thing, and it’s boring tribe, I will curse you all. There’s gotta be a store out there that sells George Clooney or Jon Stewart voodoo dolls.
