Nicole Richie went into labor on Friday, followed by Christina Aguilera, Courtney Thorne-Smith, and David Allan Grier who became a woman last year in a botched surgical procedure that may have been performed by the same team that accidentally removed Glen Beck’s ass a couple weeks ago.
“It’s Hollywood. Everyone has to be the center of attention. If someone goes into labor, everyone else who is expecting immediately does so as well so they can have the spotlight on them,” said one unidentified man who proceeded to flash his genitals at our reporter before running off down the street.
Reports that Richie gave birth to a litter of five pups are completely unfounded to our knowledge, but if they are true USuxxors.com wishes to congratulate her on a healthy delivery. We can tell you that she has already dropped down to her pre-pregnancy weight of 43 pounds.
