Mitt Romney may have won Michigan yesterday, but it’s what he may have left behind in the wake of his victory that has people talking throughout the country today.
“Romney was getting fired up during a rally early yesterday, and he’s getting fired up and he’s got his shirt untucked and he’s sweating. It was very passionate. People were getting into it, chanting “Mittens! Mittens!”. Then I thought I saw some nipple.”
Rumors spread throughout the Romney camp in hushed whispers but soon they died down. Until today. USuxxors.com has an exclusive photo of what may be the nip slip in question. It appears that Mitt Romney’s shirt lost a button during his speech and opened slightly, revealing what appears to be a nipple. Our photo expert spent hours this morning enlarging and enhancing the image to show a closer look.
USuxxors asked former Dell spokesman Ben Curtis for his reaction:
“It was quite surprising. One minute I’m watching him talk about his policies and the next minute I tell myself “Dude, you’re getting a tit!”
Kris of former hip hop group Kris Kross had this to say:
“It’s something you don’t see every day. Especially from someone who is supposed to be a professional politician you know? I understand you’re getting excited about what you’re saying and you believe in it, but sometimes a little decorum is in order. Control yourself. It’s very distressing to hear about.”
The reactions speak for themselves. What should have been a great day for the Romney camp has now erupted in a small scandal.
