I’ve seen two pictures of Conan O’Brien’s priest stalker over the past couple days and if he doesn’t look like a serial killer that’d fit right in next to Son of Sam and John Gacy I don’t know who does. I’m not saying he’s a killer, I’m saying he looks like one. I think it’s the creepy picture the NY Daily News has up of him right now. I can see him starring in Silent Night Deadly Night 34 or whatever number it’s up to.
Anyway, after David Ajemian was released on bail he talked to reporters outside of his parents house and says he’d really like meet Paul Simon, for an autograph I’m sure. He also wrote a letter to Faye Dunaway’s agent because he’d like to spend some time with her, claiming they went to catholic school together. Surprisingly, he never got a reply. Meanwhile, he’s upset that his correspondence to Conan O’Brien was interpreted by some to mean that he wanted to inflict physical harm. Yeah dammit, how could you guys think him signing letters as “your most dangerous fan” meant anything other than he wanted a hug? Media, always looking for a story.
The priest then went missing for a few hours. His parents say he needs psychiatric help and he’s been homicidal and suicidal in the past. Well, it’s a good thing the judge saw fit to let him out on bail then isn’t it? Safety first and all.
Psh, legal system.
NY Daily News - Nutty Conan Priest Likes Simon, Dunaway
