I just realize something today. Something disheartening and frankly somewhat depressing. After reading on about 50 different blogs this morning that Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon probably did it in an airplane bathroom recently, I’ve come to the conclusion that they didn’t take my recent advice about forgoing attempts at joining the mile high club because of increased security as well as a more no nonsense attitude among crew and law enforcement in general. Then again, they’re Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon, and I’m not. Maybe the flight attendants just realized it was the gay cowboy from Brokeback Mountain and assumed he wouldn’t be having sex with Reese. Poor Jake Gyllenhaal, forever typecasted.
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I’m going to give you a piece of advice that you may or may not take to heart. If you choose not to take it to heart, I completely understand. I won’t take it personally–I’m just a poor blogger with stick figure celebrities all over his site that eats dry noodles to get by. There’s a good chance however that the nugget of wisdom I’m about to bestow upon you will safe you a good deal of grief and embarrassment in the future.
Don’t f*** around on planes.
If you’ve ever thought of joining the mile high club, get in touch with one of those private charter companies. You can find a number of them on Google. You’re probably aware, but US flights don’t screw around with people acting funny on planes these days for obvious reasons, so messing around in the general vicinity of the bathroom and getting into a fight with flight attendants after they complain to you about it could just lead to a face to face meeting with police and even the FBI once your dumb ass gets the plane diverted.
KPTV - No Mile High Club This Time
