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A Tip For Staying Safe This Holiday Season

Posted By: Jack Page on Wednesday, December 19th, 2007

Contessa Brewer PSAHello, I’m Contessa Brewer. It’s a little known fact that walking off of a cliff from a great height can kill you. A recent and growing epidemic, dangerous cliffs have been emerging from nowhere at a startling rate this year. More than 95% of people who fall off of cliffs higher than four stories die of their injuries. These injuries can be even more severe if you fall onto sharp pointy rocks or into the mouth of a great white shark or grizzly bear or other dangerous creature.. I would like to remind you this holiday season to avoid all cliffs that you may come across. Make sure to look both ways before walking anywhere outside of your house for cliffs that may be in the vicinity. Take particular care not to fall off of a hidden cliff that may be obscured by trees or other foliage. And of course, make sure to check your house at least twice a week to make sure that no cliffs have developed indoors. A safe family is a happy family. Add a little attention to safety this year and enjoy a fruitful and merry Christmas. To you and yours.

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