YAY! I have full run of USuxxors now with Jack out of action. I don’t know why he doesn’t think I can run this blog myself. It’s mostly about celebrities after all, and no one knows celebrities like me! There’s breaking news now that Pamela Anderson is splitting from her husband Rick Saloman and I mean really, who didn’t see THAT happening. I’m actually surprised because I’ve always heard that sex is the key to a happy marriage and every single Pam interview for the past two months has included a quote from her talking about how much sex they were having. Maybe the sex wasn’t good and it had an opposite effect. There’s nothing worse than bad sex! Am I allowed to mention sex in this blog? Maybe Pam wasn’t wearing the latest from Victoria’s Secret, a tried and true brand name. You don’t need to go running to a fancy European designer like Rochelli or Marco for all your lovely lacy needs, and Pamela looks to me like the kind of girl that’s all about the Italian lingerie fashion scene. Victoria’s Secret is all you need. Trust me.
Maybe she was romancing in those hideous gold swimsuit looking things she was wearing on stage for those magic shows she’s been doing for the past few months. If anything could bring about irreconcilable differences in a marriage, it’s that! I would’ve personally asked the head magician to make me disappear if I had to walk out in front of people in that. Speaking of, when magicians make you disappear, do you go to that place they pull the rabbits from when they take them out of the hat? I love rabbits, they’re so cute.
There never really was a simpler time in sex was there? Look throughout history and you’ll find all manner of randy activities going on just like there are in this day and age, and while Pamela Anderson has always sounded in interviews like a bit of an experimenter, I don’t think anyone ever had her pegged as some sort of sadomasachist. Least I didn’t, but I never really pondered her sex life too much. Not even back in the Baywatch days. Really. Honest.
