I love Salma Hayek, almost as much as I love Angelina Jolie. She’s got that sweet spanish sexiness thing going that makes her nearly impossible to not dig even if you tried. You never hear about her wrecking cars, doing horrible stripper impersonations, or running red lights. I like that. She’s a breath of fresh air.
And she has God given boobs. Literally, at least according to her. She was bullied because of her small bust size when she was younger and I’m wondering what kind of school she went to exactly where girls get bullied for having small breasts. I’ve never heard of that one before, particularly at the period where girls are just hitting their growth spurt. Salma was so distraught that she decided to pray in church one fateful day for the Lord to bless her chest, to which God took some time away from his busy schedule to lay the biggest pair of blessings on her he could come up with.
In other news, church attendance has risen considerably among both sexes since the news broke out.
