To be honest, I didn’t sleep much last night as I continued with the inner struggle to decide whether or not I should release this sex tape that was given to me, but after conversing with the USuxxors staff and much debate, it has been decided to post it on the net. That’s it. I’m not going to get into a debate about whether it was the right thing to do or not. Regardless, history has been made today as finally, all the perves out there will be able to watch a 100% legit Britney Spears sex tape. After hours of examination and the expert opinion of our own photographer, we have determined that legitimacy of this tape is without question. This is the real thing guys. No fake porn stars, no amateur models that kind of look like the woman herself. If you’ve been searching for something like this for years, I hope you’re happy. For all of you that have chased this woman around with your cameras and your bright lights, I hope this makes you happy. I hope you finally get to see the train wreck that you’ve so desperately tried to catch on film. I hope you gossip writers have a good story now. At the very least, I can finally sleep at night with the heavy weight no longer on my shoulders. The deed is done, and I’m moving on.
Hollywood Gossip and Political Hoopla
I don’t really know how to start this post off subtly so I’m just going to jump into the thick of it. If you were wondering why U Suxxors failed to update on Friday, I was dealing with a matter that has left me in heavy contemplation. Throughout the weekend it’s been on my mind, and today I might as well come out with it.
I find myself, as the owner of U Suxxors, involved in a dilemma, so I’m going to get completely serious here for a moment. I’ve come into possession of a video that was anonymously sent to me. I won’t detail my entire back and forth with the person who sent the tape out of respect for their privacy, but I can tell you they opted to send the video to me instead of a bigger, more well known celebrity blogger or news outlet because they were afraid of the backlash. They were afraid their name would get out. Instead, they made the decision to let someone else do it and discreetly fade into the shadows.
So here I am, still left trying to figure out what I should do. The video is a sex tape, featuring a well known celebrity that has been in the news quite a bit as of late. We might as well get that out in the open so you can fully understand what I’m dealing with here on my end. Frankly, when I started this whole she-bang last year I didn’t expect to ever find myself in this position. Times change.
So the big question now is, should I release this thing to the internet? I feel like I’m sitting on a piece of history here. Something that could change lives and of course, expose them in ways they probably never wanted to be exposed. Then again, I’m a firm believer in information being reported rather than withheld. Censorship is a terrible thing and the moment we as human beings start blocking free information, the sooner we start walking into our own downfall. Sounds crazy, but the fight against censorship has always meant something important to me. If I don’t release this news, this video to the public, then I’m a hypocrite and a liar. One would argue that this person shouldn’t have left a camera on and they’ve no one but themselves to blame if it fell into someone else’s hands.
I need more time to think about this. You will all know my decision soon.
I just realize something today. Something disheartening and frankly somewhat depressing. After reading on about 50 different blogs this morning that Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon probably did it in an airplane bathroom recently, I’ve come to the conclusion that they didn’t take my recent advice about forgoing attempts at joining the mile high club because of increased security as well as a more no nonsense attitude among crew and law enforcement in general. Then again, they’re Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon, and I’m not. Maybe the flight attendants just realized it was the gay cowboy from Brokeback Mountain and assumed he wouldn’t be having sex with Reese. Poor Jake Gyllenhaal, forever typecasted.
There never really was a simpler time in sex was there? Look throughout history and you’ll find all manner of randy activities going on just like there are in this day and age, and while Pamela Anderson has always sounded in interviews like a bit of an experimenter, I don’t think anyone ever had her pegged as some sort of sadomasachist. Least I didn’t, but I never really pondered her sex life too much. Not even back in the Baywatch days. Really. Honest.
Pamela showed up at Planet Hollywood Resort and Casino re-opening in Vegas over the weekend with her husband Rick Saloman who had a sliced up nose. Pamela admits that she did it, and “It was sexual”.
Candle wax seems like a better option than cutting to me but what do I know.
Star Pulse - Pamela Anderson Cuts Husband
The world has yet to actually wake up from it’s slumber because it’s nearly 12PM and there’s nary a peep to be heard anywhere. Time to wake up famous people and do something stupid.
Our UK readers might be interested to hear that British supermodel Sophia Anderton was recently caught in an undercover sting by a reporter buying cocaine and offering sex for cash. Anderton has appeared on a number of UK reality shows including I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here and their version of Fear Factor. I’m assuming you have to be some sort of a celebrity at least to be on the first show, which means she must have some level of fame from her modeling career. She couldn’t just save her money for that house she wanted to buy? Oh yeah, the coke. Coke costs money.
I’m not sure advertising yourself as a supermodel these days is a good tag line for a prostitute considering the skeletal look that’s often associated with that industry. Unless of course the client is one of those weird guys that like that kinda thing.
On a side note, Anderton was seen back on November 7th coming out of a London Club with Liza Minnelli’s zombie ex husband David Gest. Anderton mentioned to the undercover reporter that she’ll follow around clients as eye candy in public if they’d like. What are the odds hmm? Oh come on, it’s David Gest. Obviously it was love at first sight. Silly speculation.
Star Pulse - Sophia Anderton - Supermodel Prostitute
