Hollywood Gossip and Political Hoopla

I’m going to give you a piece of advice that you may or may not take to heart. If you choose not to take it to heart, I completely understand. I won’t take it personally–I’m just a poor blogger with stick figure celebrities all over his site that eats dry noodles to get by. There’s a good chance however that the nugget of wisdom I’m about to bestow upon you will safe you a good deal of grief and embarrassment in the future.

Don’t f*** around on planes.

If you’ve ever thought of joining the mile high club, get in touch with one of those private charter companies. You can find a number of them on Google. You’re probably aware, but US flights don’t screw around with people acting funny on planes these days for obvious reasons, so messing around in the general vicinity of the bathroom and getting into a fight with flight attendants after they complain to you about it could just lead to a face to face meeting with police and even the FBI once your dumb ass gets the plane diverted.

KPTV - No Mile High Club This Time

I’ve never heard of a disorder where every day things arouse you to orgasm beyond your control, but it seems it exists. It’s called Permanent Sexual Arousal Syndrome and it sounds like something a porn movie plot would be based around, but there’s actually a woman in the UK named Sarah Carmen that “suffers” from it. She ended up having five orgasms alone just sitting down for an interview with News of the World.

A doctor says that there’s one theory PSAS is simply a manifestation of an emotional crisis, but Carmen certainly doesn’t seem too depressed. Hell, I’m willing to bet there’s people that’ll be looking for the type of anti-depressants she took that could’ve caused this effect in her once they hear about it. Still, 200 is rather excessive don’t you think?

News of the World - How Could You Function At That Rate?

This is one of those days where there appears to be precious little going on in the world so I’m left to talk about petty stuff like Christina Applegate being seen smooching her ex-husband Johnathon Schaech in Los Angeles. Since when is it weird when divorced couples are caught out on the town being intimate? That’s probably the best part of having a divorce — you get to keep having sex but you don’t have to otherwise hang out with each other anymore. This is of course provided you can still stand to be around your former mate at all.

Star Pulse: At Least There’s Intimacy