See, this is what happens when you jump into the hardcore drug induced partying lifestyle kids. You start to grow extra extremities. Other celebrity blogs out there have a clearly suspect photograph of what appears to be a ten fingered Lindsay Lohan walking down the street the other day. Turns out the photo isn’t as questionable as we originally thought. Why?
Because this morning the Unknown Photographer left me a present on my filing cabinet. As I was in the middle of eating my morning carrot too. Not a good way to encourage further hunger, looking at a hand with 10 fingers first thing in the morning. We’ve got a clear closeup of said hand, as you can see to the right. Freaky isn’t it? How did she manage to hide THAT all these years?
You may recall a couple days when we talked about humanitarian Paris Hilton’s brave efforts to help fight the growing problem of 
Some of you may be saying “But Jack, she’s already crazy.” This is true, but lately it’s gone to a whole new level. We’ve got Page Six reporting that she told a story about how Bill Clinton made her cry five years ago after a phone call the two had. Clinton called her after he sat in on a stand up routine where Rosie ran him down over the whole Monica Lewinsky deal. Rosie, who didn’t know that Clinton was there, told Clinton that she was upset with how Clinton had handled the situation but Clinton told her how sorry he was that he hurt her and everyone else. O’Donnell cried her eyes out. I’m crying too because no one has audio of this conversation. That would be a thing of beauty.
At a meeting in San Diego, scientists presented an item they hope will help the disabled one day control machines with their mind. That’s a great and noble cause. The problem is that they’ve done so by merging insects with technology, hooking up a moth’s brain to a mechanical device that moves according to the direction the moth looks in. Fantastic. That’s the kinda thing that humans start going crazy with, eventually taking bears, wolves, vultures, dangerous shit and turning them bionic. Haven’t movies taught us anything? Didn’t we learn anything from Deep Blue Sea?! Or Mecha-Godzilla??
In Dorset, England, prisoners at a young offenders institute are being taught how to pole vault. An odd choice of sport. Luckily the poles are only 13 ft long while the walls of the prison are around 20 ft high and topped with plenty of razor wire. That just means the prisoners are going to be a little more busy creating pole extensions in their cells instead of shivs now. 
