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Jack Page - Jack Page created U Suxxors in August of 2007 and has been venting about various goings on in the world ever since. He has no real cause in his writings and generally just commentates at absurd happenings in the world, usually picking odd stories or wacky celebrities & politicians as his subjects. Finally settling on U Suxxors in it’s current incarnation, Jack has begun using the blog almost as a strange form of therapy.
Is becoming increasingly insane after months of covering celebrities. |
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Gal Val - Gal Val joined the U Suxxors staff just a couple months after the opening of the blog. Only 22, Gal Val is U Suxxors’ leading celebrity paparazzi analyzer and fashion corespondent. Jack Page would also like to note that Gal Val’s opinion as well as her happy-go-luckiness is her own and is not necessarily expressed by the rest of the U Suxxors staff. |
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Unknown Photographer - After seeing blogs that would post endless pictures of celebrities standing around doing absolutely nothing except wearing clothes, Jack decided he needed to get in on the action. Unable to afford standard celebrity pictures, Jack cut a deal with a mysterious photographer who’s name and appearance are completely unknown to anyone. The man provides Jack with paparazzi style photos of celebrities for a very cheap price. May be a ninja of some sort. |
